HAIKU

haiku (explained)
this sentence is five.
syllables. and this seven.
again here is five.

red sweatshirts
red sweatshirts are cool
makes me feel like an asshole.
but not a huge one.

guitar hero
that girl scares me tons
the way she yells a lot. shit.
i can't stand that girl.

when did you fuck up?
"when did you fuck up?"
"when i let him touch my leg."
"should have gone to bed."

-OR-

"when did you fuck up?"
"when i let him touch my leg."
"bitch. that's a mistake."

-OR-

"when did you fuck up?"
"when i caved and sucked his dick."
"bitch. that's a mistake."

yeah
god damn you're a prick.
i feel sick thinking of you.
actually, trees rule.

Weezer pt. 1
My name is Jonas.
I'm carrying the wheel. Thanks
for all you've shown us.

Weezer pt. 2
Pinkerton is great.
But that red album shit sucks.
Go back to Harvard.

-OR-

Blue album is great.
But that red album shit sucks.
Go back to Harvard.

milkshake
i got a frappe.
then you drank it and told me:
"bitch. that's a milkshake."

broccoli casserole
broccoli cat rolls
mashed potato pretzel hats
my leg is broken